Thank God for New Years...

... if it wasn't for this day, the majority of the world would continue to procrastinate on changing the things in their life that impede their progress. Be out of shape to the point of being un-healthy, smoke, masturbate, steal, lie, stalk, beat your kids, not go to church, ignore loved ones etc. for 365 days of a calendar year, but when that fuckin 1st comes around your going to try to be a new person??? Dogshit.

I'm not knocking anyone for using this day as a starting point but I think there's too much hype put into 'THE NEW YEAARRRR'. Don't get me wrong, I fucks with NYE because its a reason to drink and party and have fun, but people ask me, whats your new years resolution going to be and I simply state I don't have one. Then they look at me as if I said I fondle children. I'm a realist, and have been since birth. Dates on calenders don't excite me. I haven't had a birthday party since I was 10, I did wilder shit on a Tuesday in College than I can ever do for my birthday. Basically the point I'm trying to get across is that dates shouldn't influence your life. The fact the its a new year shouldn't put the flame to your ass to make a change. This year the new year falls on a Friday, you could have made your change last Friday. Friday happens every 7 days.. 7 days in a week.. just because Jan 1 will be a new year this Friday, why would you turn your life around on a this particular 'day' (Friday) which happens way more frequently than the 'date' (Jan1)? If you lived your life day to day instead of date to date, you (a)probably wouldn't suck as hard as you do as a person (b) be gearing up for the drastic change that probably wont last to long but then you will be able to say to your self "hey... there's always next year".

Time to DRink :)

Ideas on Finalists??

Im looking for finalist for the 'Lil Boosie 2009 WTF is on the Top of Your Head Award'. To be entered into the running, the potential contestant should have a fade, torched hair line, wet curl, close crop, dry natural, etc. Let me know who should go home with the title.

'Fugliest' Female of 09

V.S.

Wow, what a battle of some unattractive grenades. In one corner, you have Rachel from the Dark Knight; the obsession and life force of Harvey Dent/ the jump that Bruce Wayne couldn't keep in check (I know this movie came out in 08, but I don't go to the movies and her repulsive appearance was brought to me via DVD in High Definition this year) . And in the other corner, you have Flo from the Progressive Insurance commercials who's looks make straight men contemplate sleeping with Dennis Haysbert for a better quote or rate.


After doing and extensive photo search, I found that Stephanie Courtney, the girl who plays Flo, isn't really ugly in real life (photo) . With that said, this years Fugliest female goes to Rachel from the Dark Knight. To add insult to ugliness, she is the sister of Jake Gyllenhaal, and I think he was in Broke Back Mountain. Word on the street, there was a gay scene with him and the Joker, and to be honest, I would rather watch that then see her sit in a chair, motionless, fully clothed, from a distance.

Lloyd Banks- V.5 Mivtape

Crack

Booty Pop?? WTF

I could have swore that I was drunk and was interpreting the commercial incorrectly but in a sober state, I found that I was indeed wrong. 'Booty Pop', panties for girls with what Martin Lawrence would refer to as 'nausatall'. Translation: no ass at all. For those of you who haven't seen the commercials, there are a bunch of chicks who's backsides look as if they have been beatin in with bricks. Then they put on these panties/ ass pads and the party is on like a mah fucka. Am I the only one who thinks this is completely stupid? Unless your either the girl who goes out to hate on her friends, a grenade, or your positive you wont be giving up any ass, these panties wont work for you. Reason being, if you take a guy home to get busy and you are wearing what can be deemed as protective tail bone padding, that's going to cause an awkward situation. Its what we call in real estate the 'bait and switch'. This is when an agent shows you a place that is flawless, you fall in love with it, you decide to take it, but when you move in, it isn't the initial apartment. Its like going out to eat at a restaurant, and being served some ramen, yeah your going to eat but in the back of your mind you say 'what the fuck'. The shit that is even more confusing about the commercial is that they advertise 3 different colors of panties as if its some sexy shit to model for someone. Also, who came up the the term booty pop for these fraudulent articles of lingerie. Im familiar with the term and I know it to mean a girl with a true meaty ass making it move usually to the beat of a song. If you go a flat butt, rock with that.. some guys like that haha.

90's Mix

If you missed the broadcast this morning, here's my 15minute spot on CyberStationUSA.com.
I'll keep you posted on my exact time slot.

(the visuals brought to you by random drinking nights)

Tiger is about to get hosed

Whats the point of a prenup if there are ways around the agreement? Tiger could possibly loose a large sum of what he earned while he was married. This is complete dog shit. His soon to be ex. wife doesn't deserve a damn dime if you ask me. If she wants his millions, she should learn how to golf. Im a firm believer that athletes/ wealthy people should not get married. Whats the point? No really, why do people need to be married. If you love someone and want to be with them for the rest of your life.... live with them, thats it. People who live together do the same shit that married couples do. In the unfortunate event that you decide to not be together, pack up your shit and leave. Tiger got married to a woman who didnt even take his last name but she's willing to take his bread. Life must be good when you can have 2 kids, get cheated on and make a substantial amount of money in the process. News Flash, if you have money, and want to hold on to it, dont get married. Give your partner some dap and say "Ima rock with you". Tiger had the right idea in signing the prenup, but it just chaps my ass that there are loop holes that favor one party in an effort to undermine the other.

Sucks To Be Her

Are you this type of girl?? You probably are and don't even know it. She is the bird who was labeled the 'Grenade'(great term) on this weeks awesome episode of Jersey Shore. Mike 'The Situation' says that in times of war, a soldier must jump on one of these for the greater good of the team. Basically, shes the girl who has a better looking friend and in order for the better looking friend to get taken down, someone has to occupy her, 10 times out of 10 against the the loyal soldiers will.


How bad do you think this Holiday Season is going for her? She now is the definition of a pop culture term. Its no secret to her, or anyone she knows that she is not attractive, but she played her role on national TV on what is going to be the most watched reality show in years. If she has a facebook page or myspace, I wouldn't be surprised if her away messages say 'FML'. It would be one thing if she was in there looking for action and was denied because of her looks, but she was in there hatin and talkin shit as if she was the center of the guys attention. Life lesson to all you girls out there who feel the need interfere with good looking people's shit, dont do it. If your personality is as ugly as your appearance, you might wanna shut the fuck up, and if your caught in a situation where your better looking friend(s) is/are getting attention, go sit in the corner and face the 90 degree angle of the walls coming together.


Christian

50 Cent- Gangsta's Delight

Joel Oriz feat Cory Gunz- Linem Up

Thoughts on Jersey Shore

Raekwon- Pyrex Vision

Guy Loses Condo over Bangbros Porno

A Florida man has been barred from a luxurious country club after allegedly letting hard-core pornography be filmed on the golf course, according to the Miami New Times. Raul Quintana tells the paper that he allowed a "modeling agency" to stage a "photo shoot" at his condo, but the models ended up being from porn web site Bangbros.com.

Consequently, the Fisher Island Community Association severely restricted Quintana's privileges, including an order that he must gain security clearance before any outside guests can enter the premises. Naturally, he is unhappy with the situation, saying that "Bang Bros really banged my life."

The prospective renter offered $600 for a six-hour shoot, which Quintana says is equivalent to a "cleaning fee." His assistant exchanged keys for cash, he says. There was no written contract. "I fucked up," he admits. "I thought a photo spread might help rent the apartment. Who would have imagined that they would come in and film a porno flick?"

It turns out Quintana had rented his apartment to Bangbros.com, an online porn giant based in Miami. Its amateurs produced Sexy Golfing Experience, a hard-core skin flick starring zeppelin-breasted actress Devon Lee.

The film is no innovation in cinema. In it, Tony, a ratty-looking dude with a thin beard and designer shades, commandeers a golf cart — clearly displaying Quintana's apartment number — to rendezvous with Devon on a Fisher Island golf green. After the dirty-blond porn starlet does some butt-focused putting, the lovers drive to Quintana's condo on a golf cart with a pudgy, bearded dolly grip riding on the rear.

Once in the apartment, they head to the balcony, where, in broad daylight and full view of any neighbor who might glance out a window, Tony applies baby oil to Devon's buttocks for five minutes. They then go inside and run through the usual battery of positions, with only a thin white towel separating their carnal intermingling from Quintana's brown suede couch and matching chaise lounge. Other scenes involve possible staining of one of the homeowner's throw pillows and his carpet. The 40-minute film is viewable for a buck at Bangbros.com, where online connoisseurs gave it a rating of 8.1 out of a possible 10.

Tiger couldnt be reached for comment.

R.I.P. Chris Henry

CHARLOTTE, N.C. — Cincinnati Bengals receiver Chris Henry has died, one day after suffering serious injuries upon falling out of the back of a pickup truck in what authorities describe as a domestic dispute with his fiancee.

Charlotte-Mecklenburg police said Henry died at 6:36 a.m. today. Henry was 26.
Henry was rushed to the hospital Wednesday after being found on a residential road “apparently suffering life-threatening injuries,” according to police.

Police said a dispute began at a home about a half-mile away, and Henry jumped into the bed of the pickup truck as his fiancee was driving away from the residence.

Police said at some point when she was driving, Henry “came out of the back of the vehicle.” They wouldn’t identify the woman, and no charges were immediately filed.

“Detectives continue to work diligently on this active investigation,” police said in a statement today announcing Henry’s death.

Henry is engaged to Loleini Tonga, and the couple has been raising three children. Tonga’s MySpace page identifies herself as “Mrs. C. Henry” and has a picture of her next to a person who appears to be Henry. She also has a post from Tuesday talking about buying wedding rings. A neighbor said Wednesday that the Tonga family owns the home where police say the incident began. Charlotte is home to his fiancee’s parents.

Henry was away from the team after breaking his left forearm during a win over Baltimore on Nov. 8. He had surgery and was placed on season-ending injured reserve following the game.

fuck ESPN.com for reporting Chris Henry's death and feeling the need to mention his run ins with the law, being ejected from a college game, and his relationship with Adam Jones. I bet when Ty Cobb died, the reports failed to mention he was a racist.. idiots. They Did the same shit with Sean Taylor, fucking tasteless. I guess when Tiger Woods dies, he wont be remembered as the greatest golfer ever, or the Athlete of the Decade (00-09), he will be remembered for taking down a number of women that weren't his wife.

Let Tiger Live

When is the world going to hop off of Tigers '9 iron'? Yea, stepped out on his wife a number of times but shit happens. He isn't the first nor is he going to be the last person to fall victim of going for ass outside the marriage. In the eye's of the church, adultery is a sin, but since when is the court of public opinion more vicious than purgatory? A lot of mutha fuckas are casting stones as if they have walked the straight and narrow since their birth. Can I imagine Tiger in the club doing the stanky leg, no, but I can see him being about hoe's because he's a man. The medias idea of relevant news is completly skewed. If Tiger Woods played for the Charlotte Bobcats, this story wouldnt even make TMZ.

Lil Wayne feat Eminem- Drop The World

Wanyne & Em

also..
While most of Lil Wayne's fans will have to wait until at least February in the New Year for his often-promised and often-delayed "Rebirth" album, about 500 Amazon customers who pre-ordered the album are enjoying the record already, thanks to a shipping mishap.

According to sources and an e-mail to Billboard from an Amazon customer, the online merchant sent copies of the album to some customers who pre-ordered "Rebirth." The album began arriving in mailboxes on Monday, Dec. 14, despite a change in the street date from Dec. 21 to February 1.

The release date change - the sixth time "Rebirth" was pushed to a new date - was made last month by Universal Motown, the distributing label for Cash Money, and its distributor Universal Music Group Distribution. Universal Motown and UMGD recalled the album, but roughly one million units were manufactured and about one-third were shipped to accounts when the decision was made to pull "Rebirth" from the schedule, sources say.

Although Amazon received the word to return the Lil Wayne album, supposedly about 500 copies were sent to customers. An Amazon spokesman didn't respond to an e-mail request for a comment.

The decision was made because the latest single from the album "On Fire," is still building. Digital scans of the single since its early December release total almost 6,000 units, according to Nielsen SoundScan.

C'Mon Bujo

3 Keys..

Playaz Circle- Hold Up

Lil Jon feat Pastor Troy- Throw It Up pt.2

Part Duex

If you didnt drink enough while the 1st one was out, heres your chance to make up for that.

Lloyd Bank- I wanna Rock Freestyle

Bank$

Everyone's touchin this beat

'The Charlton Speaks'

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now that song is in your head haha

Lil Wayne- Oh Lets Do It

We Drinkin Tonight

Styles P - I Wanna Rock Right Now

Shits Hot

Curren$y - Famous

Here it is

Daytona feat. Bun B - Airborn

Cardinal Hayes Stand Up